France in the steps of Kansas
May its noodle tickle you (it is very fine still, it is for the end)
THE FRENCH STATE HAS SIGN ON DECEMBER 18TH, 2008 AN AGREEMENT WITH VATICAN: AUTHORIZING THE CATHOLIC UNIVERSITIES, THE FACULTIES ECCLESIASTICAL, AND ESTABLISHMENTS FITNESS BY THE HOLY SEE, TO DELIVER DIPLÖMES OF STATE!... WITHOUT LAUGHING... IT IS SERIOUS.
THIS HAS JUST BEEEN CONFIRMED BY DECREE IN APRIL 19TH, 2009! !
Let us be clearly, this agreement opens a very serious breach in the Secularism which opens us all the hopes of consideration of our teaching.
Is, we are not still in Kansas, we imagine that these diplomas will have to answer a specifications. But we imagine very also that the exempt teaching will obviously be directed: in medicine, for example, the abortion and the condom will discreetly be demonized there, the contraception itself: Vatican tolerates the contraception, but disadvises it.
AT FIRST, IT IS ADVISABLE TO PROTEST WITH MINISTRIES OF EDUCATION, AND FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND WITH YOUR DELEGATED, TO ASK FOR AN ACCREDITATION AMOUNTS FOR THE DELIVERY OF DIPLOMAS BY PASTAFARIAN CHURCH.
You can be inspired by bobby Henderson's letter, may her name be eternally wiped, to the Committee in the Education of Kansas (see at the end of message).
Pastafarism has of golds and already shoulders to propose Universities deserving of our counterparts Catholics, and it is a principal question.
FINALLY, QUESTION UNIVERSITIES AND PROSELYTISM, IT WOULD BE GOOD OF RALIER TO PASTAFARISM EVERYTHING THEM RATIONALIST POSSIBLE (non-believers or "enlightened" monks).
Pastafarism can seem to them little serious, see childish. But it is the purpose: highlight by our extravagances highly-rated ridiculous of a blind mysticism in front of our religious counterparts and specially rigorous.
Once again, to have a dialogue at the rational level with them, it is to give them pledge from this rationality which escapes them, to them: pledge which they use to have access to official educational canals.
Another faith , it is necessary to fight the evil by the evil, and to concern the contradiction the ground of the mystic rationalism. FOR RATIONALIST MANIACS THAT THIS APPROACH DESTABILIZES (see feel reluctant) WE SHALL ASSERT THAT IT IS WHAT WE CALL IN LOGIC " A REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM ":
N FRONT OF THE DIFFICULTY DECIDING (in front of indoctrinated spirits) MYSTICISM AND RATIONALISM, rather than to opt on the demonstration of the superiority of the rationalism, WE SHALL PREFER TO DEMONSTRATE THE IMPASSE WHICH REPRESENTS THE MYSTICISM IN THIS RESPECT BY PUSHING ITS REASONING IN ITS ULTIMATE CONSEQUENCES; IT IS TO BE SAID THE ABSURD.
- 2 possible Propositions, the one being absurd the other one becomes by default the valid only one: the Monster Spaghettien Volantisme gets, naturally.
ALL THIS TO SAY THAT EVENTUALLY AN ALLIANCE (Emmminennntly unnatural, whatever?) WITH THE RATIONNALISTES WOULD BE OF THE MOST PROFITABLE IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF THE TRUTH (in the confrontation of points of view);
THEN ALSO, THE RATIONALISM IS SOMETIMES ALSO BORING: THEY INDEED HAVE THE RIGHT ALSO FOR the SIN (abandon a certain rigorism) by COMING to burst IN A DEMONSTRATION BY THE ABSURD (by going at the end of the logic of the absurd).
WELCOME TO the CLUB: CAN HIS(ITS,HER) HOLINESS NOUILLESQUE ILLUMINATE BY SOUND RÂMEN
Sarkozy : an opening for Pastafarisme? San Kukai
Finally, France, Republic constitutionally laic, agrees to open its heart to the spirituality. Let us remember ourselves this typically French paradox: how can we be made the world bard of the freedom think and refuse at the same time that our children can choose the theory on the creation most in adequacy with their ideas? (Or with those of their parents until they are eighteen years old.) the new president of the French Republic, the carrier of the notion of break with the secularism of State of his predecessors, offers us a light of hope, even, to to take back his favourite word, of hope.
The fight for the secularism is over.
The rise of the fundamentalisms encouraged in France the return of the speeches promoting the secularism, which put voluntarily in the same bag the fundamentalisms and the more and more numerous mass of the moderate believers, any merged religions. Here, the French intellectuals would have better made keep silent, them who confused the principles of the secularism with their own atheistic and anticlerical ideas.
As a result, the defenders of the spirituality rushed into the breach with spirit. Nicolas Sarkozy, the first one, announced the return of the monk in most of our societies as a reality. Then he asserted: a man who believes is a man who hopes; the interest of the Republic it is because there are many people who hope. Since Pétain, no French leader had so joined in the tradition of the natural alliance between spiritual power and temporal power.
Henri Guaino, adviser of the president of the Republic, pushes the nail by putting back the thoughts in the straight and narrow, him who asserts: the secularism, it is not the fight against the religions, it is the respect for all the faiths. Until then, the defenders of the secularism were held in their republican definition, by basing itself on the constitutional or legislative corpus. Both pillars of the law of 1905 are: the guarantee of the free exercise of the cults and the limits imposed by the law and order. Nowhere it is question that the Republic has to have the respect for all the faiths; to assert it in the name of the Republic is thus a phenomenal headway for all the religions, of which ours.
Formerly, before the break, the Republic simply had to watch that the exercise of the cults is made in the respect for the legality, guaranteeing at the same time as each the freedom to adhere or not to a religious, spiritual, philosophic system, etc., and it, independently of any opinion on the very faiths. Fortunately, today, these principles seem to collapse. Indeed, the presidency of the French Republic is not the guard of its constitution? So by reacting, preside advisers and are not giving an interpretation of the constitution which can be us only favorable?
We see that this saving impulse already incites the atheists to lower the arms, in particular when we read under Michel Onfray's feather:
When is outlined an ultimate fight - already lost - to defend the values of the Lights against the magic propositions, it is necessary to promote a secularism comment-Christian, namely atheist, activist and radically opposite to any choice of society between Judeo western Christianity and the Islam which fights it. Neither the Bible, nor the Koran.
The positive secularism reduces to nothingness the dogmae of the republican education
Against the current of the new atheism claimed by the philosopher Michel Onfray, the president asserts that France has to gain everything at a positive secularism, at an effective recognition of the place of the spiritual currents in the public life, at their competition in the definition of a morality for the country. These comments sign the crushing defeat of the typically French educational system, which wants that the religions have no their word to be said in the public sphere generally and in the educational world in particular. The moral dimension is more solid, more rooted when it proceeds of a spiritual, religious approach, rather than when it looks for its source in the political debate or in the republican model, writes Nicolas Sarkozy; we abound strongly in her direction.
The allusions to a secularism exhausted or watched by the fanaticism are going to make waves. Not being afraid of shocking, Nicolas Sarkozy says that the interest of the Republic is to count populations which believe and hope and which it is not of good politics without reference to a transcendence. Concerning the education, its position is clear: the religious education which preaches the good is not against the Department of Education; the religion can help the Republic.
We see easily this verse which the French President moves towards:
* A participation of the religious movements in the establishment of rules and laws of the Republic with moral character (abortion, legal entity of the foetus, the homosexual adoption, euthanizes);
* A participation of the religious movements in the teaching of the subjects concerning them primarily (creation of the world, the biological living matter, the history in a wide sense and particularly religions, a philosophy);
* A participation of the religious movements in the republican acts (blessing of the Parliament above all important debate by a rabbi, a priest, an imam, a minister and a pastafarien officiating priest; presence of a monk during the republican marriage to give sense to this ceremony; to give to the monks a dominating place(square) in hospitals, prisons, schools, universities, scientific institutes, etc.).
We see of the blow how much Henri Pena-Ruiz's following reaction can be dangerous for a movement as ours:
The secularism, without adjective, neither positive nor negative, would not know how to be deformed by comments without foundations. It is not reduced to the freedom to believe or not to consider tuned with a certain condescension to the "unbelievers". It implies the plenitude of the equal treatment, by the Republic and his president, atheists and believers. This equality, obviously, is the condition of a real brotherhood, in the reference to the common good, which is of all.
The opening in the new religions
When he was Minister of Finance, Nicolas Sarkozy had welcomed with great pomp in Bercy n 1 of the so-called Church of Scientology, the famous actor Tom Cuise. Emmanuelle Mignon, director of office of the president of the Republic, afterward specified the position of the new tenant of the Élysée (french White House) in the following way:
These groups let be these movements and disturb the law and order and abuse the psychological weakness of the persons, and in that case they must be pursued and sanctioned . They is do not disturb the law and order and respect the persons, and they then have to be able to to exist normally, according to the principle of the freedom of conscience.
No doubt that in "Miviludes", wind of the coal nut in ruffled the hair certain heads.
If a movement so little respectable as the Scientology has legitimate place in the high spheres of the French State, as he could be for a religion there so intelligent and selfless as ours? The moment is thus completely favorable for us to claim the place which is due to us.
Yes, we participate on the return to the monk.
Yes, we are carriers of an eschatologie of the hope.
Yes, we join a reading of the world based on the transcendence.
Consequently, doors can only open to allow us to spread the Good Piece of news in schools, middle schools, high schools and universities.
Brothers and sisters, let us exhort the representatives of our local institutions (mayors, members of parliament, senators) to take into account the monk generally and the Church of the Monster in Spaghetti Flying in particular in all the acts of the republican life. Let us be the chains of lance of the return of the monk in the institutions of the Republic. Let us work at asserting the principles of our faith at every level. We are of the good side, the Monster in Flying Spaghetti is with us, in our hearts and in our life. "IT" helps us to carry out Its will and to assert Its ascendancy on beings and institutions. That Its holy appendages can touch you as IT touched Nicolas Sarkozy.
Râmen
Jack the best 12 Apr 2006,
In any case, our Nouilleuse Majesté is going to be sad in the United Kingdom:
England: Royal Society opposes to the creationism at the school " The young people are little helped by these deliberated infringements on the representation of the reality". Royal Society, British Academy of Science, went out of its reserve to stigmatize the teaching of the creationism in some schools of the northeast of England. For her, the teaching of the theory of evolution is important for understanding the world. " It is the evolution which we see in action today, for example, in the development of resistances in antibiotics or in pesticides ".
What a shame !
About my part, I go me resourser in Sicily, to try to surmount my fear in front of this disturbing piece of news!
Ramen!
Can fresh pasta bring me closer of the volcano of beer and Noodly appendages!
Pastafari on the Earth for MacBidouilleurs of willingness!
France & Scientology.
Sarkozy, does he play with the fire? Sent by kubiac88 -
E. Mignon is not break-in (Fart french game of word) sects new paper "Canard enchainé" févr 2008
Sects are a not problem " to VSD, denied but confirmed by VSD: the Scientology has nothing of a sect, let us see!
Run Hubard: " every opponent must be chased by the black propaganda and
hurt by any means: prosecution, lies, "to destroy". Not sectarian for
two coins, that.
Once answered a personality test detecting your weaknesses, a Listener
allows you to release yourselves from your engrammes miserable, passing
of the state of aberré in that of the light: found Thétan in you,
supernaturally protégé of the diseases.
Knew it you? We are all gentiles lived as a parasite(caused
interference) by miserable Thétans since 75 million years! Hideous
Xanu, leader of a confederacy of 76 planets, captured then abominable
Thétans, brought on earth and stuck in volcanoes whom he blew up. This
horrible Thétans polluted our previous lives, cause of all our ground
bothers.
Fortunately the dianétique can save us by a very long reeducation of the most expensive but wholesome (we have nothing without anything!). And we are going to claim that these nice scientologists who give substance and souls in our safety(salute) by relieving us of our addictions in the material contingencies would be sectarian! Thus let us go?!
This said it is since this time when there are not volcanoes of beer anymore on earth and when it is necessary to us to wait for the paradise to reach it: frankly he thought of what Xanu the heretic so by annihilating them.
Va de retro Followers of Xanu
Râmen
cliquez et voir dans réactions : Scientologie contre Pastafarisme (entre autre San Kukaï)
When the Creationism invites itself in our schools
Creationism and Hommophobie in the school libraries:
The religious proselytism invites itself in the libraries of high schools. With every time, of beautiful and voluminous textbooks sent free of charge to the persons in charge of schools. Last example in date, " Man and woman, He created them ". A compilation of texts, sent in schools last month. This book, the title of which pays tribute in a work of John-Paul II, rises against " the propaganda for the homosexual marriage and the adoption ".
Among the authors, certain Christian Vanneste. Deputy of the North, ex UMP (Sarkosist), which is excluded from his party and condemned in justice for having held the homophobic comments (" the homosexuality is a threat for the survival of the humanity "). And Tony Anatrella, gives and psychiatrist, papal member of council for the family, also known for his slips on the homosexuality.
On his site, the editor, dark educational academy and of social studies ( AES): "Our 
society lost its marks. The Women's Liberation did not eliminate the drama of abortions. The homosexuals claim a marriage which the couples abandon (…) Some people assert that the difference between man and woman is especially of cultural order. Would we have really invented this difference? Is it then necessary to erase it?) Is it really necessary to give the same education to the girls and to the boys? (…) They are questions about which we hardly dare to speak today, so much the pressure of certain groups and the media is strong "
According to AEF, a news agency specialized in the education, 400 to 500 copies would have been sent to schools.
Practise "intelligent" Attention, shady Persons around schools
" I received it the day before the holidays of February " explain Jean-Pierre Hennuyer, information officer at the High school Henri Wallon to Aubervilliers, and delegate SNES.
" It is an unusual process. Usually, it is the information officers who order books. But several times, the persons in charge of establishment receive certain works free of charge, by post ".
With the school holidays, the book is supposed to be at first unnoticed in the teaching environment. But from the comeback, several information officers warned their peers through mailing lists. " A colleague of Lille called up to the attentiveness with this homophobic book. Very fast colleagues' hundreds reacted on the clear(net), they were shocked. It is a visieuse way to return this type(chap) of work in a school public and laic, it is dishonest ". With offered candies of forgeries
Proselytism was masked In February, 2007, a book had already made scandal. The " Atlas of the creation " of Harun Yahya. A "atlas", in other words the strategic naming to advance(move) masked and to give way in the warmth between two textbooks, in the CDI (learning ressources center) of the high school.
Behind its educational shams, the " Atlas of the creation " deliver a theory supported by the Muslim neo-creationism. It has had been sent by thousands to the persons in charge of middle schools and high schools. The Ministry of Education had warned at once schools against this work the contents of which " do not correspond to the programs ".
Let us call back that all the books authorized in the documentation centers of the second degree have to have an official enjoyment(approval). It is not the case of this new book which annoys the persons in charge of establishments. Although the extent of its distribution has nothing comparable with the book of Harun Yahya, the Ministry of Education calls in it
Let us cleanse spirit with refreshing pub page hugh
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May big noodles of opposite stop fiddling with our noodly brains.
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Vade retro creationas
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Râmen
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Baltimore :
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Fortunately Pasta stays up
The young spirits prefer healthy readings, and happier games:
The Burqa : برقع
A debate shakes the laïco-Islamist community at the moment: the burqa.
The pirates once alongside the quay have difficulty in exercising their art. Let be cowboys' scarf could allow them to officiate without being recognized, but made them fast spot. The wearing of the veil on the face already offered them a suitable alternative, but man's face had difficulty in passing unnoticed nevertheless, only our pastafarian sisters could aspire to it in any peace of mind.
The complete veil and the burqa represents a real progress this way: anonymity total, dissimulation of cutlass and muskets, the headband on the eye and the wooden leg are there even more crippling!
We support thus totally our fundamentalist brothers in their approach: their very noble cause can be us of a big help besides, for nobler completely Unintelligent Intentions...
Our sympatic pirates in holding of collision
Si vis Pacem, para Pastum
Râmen
GROLAND le 30 Juillet 2009
Bulletin de santé de not' Président
Agence Fausse Presse - Communiqué officiel du médecin personnel du Président
Afin
de mettre un terme aux rumeurs les plus folles concernant la santé de not'
Président, je confirme que celui-ci se porte à
merveille et ne s'est jamais senti aussi léger.
C'est bien une non information ça ! On a pas attendu cet épisode pour savoir que not' Président était extrêmement léger, mais bon il se sent plus léger que d'hab. Aie !
Les mauvais esprits prétendent que derrière cette légèreté de façade, Il serait en fait extrêmement lourd : Ce qu'il a toujours prétendu au demeurant : "Je suis un poids lourd de la politique internationnale". Il a l'air très vivant comme ça , mais ne serait-il pas un poids mort aussi ?
Claude Gubler
Le Monstre en spaghetti Volant en est-il léger (IL vole), ou un poids lourd de la Déiticité ?
Pasta Humanum est Râmen
An essential debate in the refoundation of a strong champsaurine identity shake Gapinais
21 oct. 2009 Par Benjamin Lannoy Bric à brac
Agence France Presse, béret,Champsaur,Gap,
Librement inspiré d'une dépêche AFP datée du 18 octobre : « Italie : l'Église contre l'enseignement de l'islam à l'école ».
Gap, 20 oct 2042 (AGP) - The quarter of an hour of teaching of the religion of pastas envisaged by the secondary city hall " is not a part of our culture ", esteems the deputy mayor delegated to the wearing of the beret, Michel O., in an interview published on Sunday by "La Barjaca".
" The hour (of teaching) of the Protestantism justifies itself by the fact that it is a part of our history and our Occitan culture. The knowledge of the Protestant religious fact is indispensable for the understanding of our alpine identity ", he explains..
The adviser in the exchanges with the farmers of the isolated valleys suggested introducing into public and deprived schools a quarter of an hour of religion of the Monster of Flying Spaghetti, to avoid leaving the pastafarian pupils " in the ghettos of the fundamentalist pastafarian churches ".
The proposition was favorably welcomed in the middle of the center, in particular by the ancient mayor, declined further to its conversion, Pierre Bernard-Reymond, who spoke about " a proposition difficult to implement, but practicable by means of Saint Bobby Henderson ".
In the middle of the opposite side, on the other hand, the League of Valleys Champsaurines, the party anti-tourists ally to the Coallition du Haut-Queyras, qualified this project of " anti-blood provocation ".
At the end of 2040, the tourists represented 0,3 % of north half of the Hautes-Alpes, among which 98 % of pastafariens, that is 10 pupils, according to the figures of the DDASS, who wonders how many pieces is the pupil who constitutes the remaining 2 %.
The national identity will find its source in our regions, by aiming more at mountains at the universality by the contribution of the pastafarian concepts of the science and the Faith by federating them.
Pastafaris! Participate in the debate by carrying it the banner of our universal values in the First Truths of this world, By pastas, beer and striptease: In the name of a foresail in fragments!
In pesto veritas Râmen
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