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  • Pastafarism of Marseille in english. In 2005 Bobby Henderson creates a new religion in reaction to the institution of the teaching of the intelligent design in class of sciences in Kansas. This blog tells the events of this monstrous adventure.
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29 décembre 2009

IT exists! The proofs...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is sly. It is nothing to say it!
He likes hiding himself, as he hides the real nature of any things behind false scientific proofs. "IT" persuaded the humanity in false Gods in the past. IT makes invisible and pass-wall.

Demonstration of the "dodo":

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We claimed that the Dodo was a bird who did not fly. Now we aspire that it flew but that it felt reluctant at it, because lazy. If we had put a cargo of dodos in a truck, and what we had made tipped over the cargo down from a cliff, no doubt that dodos, forced to the necessity of flying, would have made demonstration of their capacity; of even ejected by a cannon of man-standard!
As long as the experiment will not have been made, we shall maintain that the dodo is a flying bird. Let be the dodo disappeared for a century, and then!
His "Savour Deity" so feels reluctant to show himself, it is as far as "IT" do not exist.

Nevertheless moreover some rare images of Pâstappearances reached us: (I pirated a lot for that)

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: "IT" in its spatial cave a few moments before the Genesis   .

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 Most hurdy-gurdy known representation of the Noodly Monster :

 

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: Pâstappearances a little time after the genesis (engraving of period)

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Medieval illumination by Its Spatial Savourity:

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:Its Evanescent  Nouillity in Italy in 1407 

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Its Unmoved Flying Omnisciencity ( UFO) in forest of Sherwood ( 1963 ): 

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Seasonal appearance of SantaPasta

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Rendez-vous Papal

Pastaparition

 

Its Celestial Facetiousity also likes being allowed guess by coming to light under suggestive forms: flashes of lighting, fireworks, everyday objects, etc. (send we your clichés):

 

Malibu: apparition de Sa Sagacité Lumineuse à Malibu 2006

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Sa Pétillance Astronomique dans tout ses états :

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The Big Initiator of the Freedom visiting its "Statuesque" Cousine in New York City:

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: IT freezes sometimes them (sophistic refined Humor extremely, only accessible to Pâsta Masters at the ultimate stage of their initiation)

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Le "Monstre en Spaghetti Volant"  (in French) surprise in full camouflage :

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IT is the Reflection of Any Things

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In the highest of Heavens

cloud Its Shadow glides over Its Creation

A new proof of the ascendancy of Pastafarism on Catholissism has irrefutably just been established.

MulderThirty Pastafarians and so many Catholics have just been put on an empty stomach for seven days. the suite of which, one plastered by spaghettis and balls was been of use to Pastafariens, whereas an ostie was presented to the Catholics.
Pastafarians quickly recovered their faith in the life, the liveliness of spirit and the body, while the Catholics sank into the depression.

One of them would have even "blasphèmed" by seeing a counterpart Pastafarien sending goulument his plastered he was immediately excommunicated, then re-entered by shouting: " Long live the inquisition ", A mystic frenzy)

.                 .                                      I get lost... Finally the proof is "indubitable".

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For the unbelieving, here is the irrefutable proof that IT created the world in Its image and that in Its image IT created him- because it is the almighty, the immense, the creator of any thing and Its Holy Name is one thousand times blessed.
The image below is a structure of DNA. Now, this harmonious interlacing is similar completely to the "pâtafioles" graceful of "Sa Nouilleuse Entité Divine". It is so wonderful to notice as IT is in us literally, as IT is in every human being from time immemorial and for ever.

 

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Deciphering of a Faith :

1/ For: in the 1st degree the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists well and truly, and we like IT as such. The first argument for the recognition of our religiosity by being : "thus prove we that our deity does not exist, and\or that our dogmae are more absurd than the others."

2/ Against (and for see 5th °): the rationalists and the other congregations. Look for us louses, by claiming that it would be possible that we can read our faith to the 2nd degree!... How it is convenient!

In brief: we would not really believe in Our Deity and in her dogmae thus, and it would be only by pure mockery of the very religion, thus an anti religion which could not take advantage of a religiosity which it would fight in fact. A religion without believer thus, and without God consequently (this says, a deity is not necessary for a religion to exist).

To go at the end of their argument: we would like to reach the status of religion, that to make a fool only better of the others, so by returning them on the same facetious plan as us.
Are a little bit perverse in their reasoning to throw back our faith, all the same!...

3/ For : Obviously our position is not situated here but in a plan of consciousness upper to these first ones (whatever ?).

In the 3rd degree thus, "The" Prophet said that the reality of the dogma had no important species (as most of the biblical chapters at the Christians). What counts after all it is the faith, not as long in the dogmae, that in the spirituality that they can bring us by the questioning which they raise (for or against moreover).

Actually, it is the religion which wonders about God's reality, where rather our impossibility to dread its reality (whatever reason it is), and of the vanity to want to claim to know about what we speak exactly to this level.

4/ For : Actually, our religion would take place in a 4th degree (we know: it is hard to dread for the others religions which have reached already with difficulty the 3rd):

In knowledge that to pay better for this vanity to want to lock God into a too exactly completed image, and inevitably in a blasphemous and false way. It is henceforth necessary to us to like it under an inevitably false image while knowing it in a total mockery and nevertheless with the biggest respect.

5/ For : In the 5th degree, we leave these various mystic plans to embrace them any groups, including the second: our first purpose certainly is not to question the other dogmae, but we can only make it against our will: as us let us be right (obviously!), aspire as we make it that we would be vain to define exactly God (so as to caricature us making it: what can seem parodic), this can only destabilize the cults which claim to have a rather precise definition of it. But our purpose is not there, but simply to investigate " for ourselves " our theological tracks in fact, the light can come only from the interraction of the reflection between these various plans of consciousness, by digesting skilfully the paradoxes by an pâstological approach ; and there particuler that the seriousness can never be there totally serious, and that the practical joke can never be there totally facetious.

In brief we are at the same time in the parodic contrition of the 4th, and thus in the parodic aspect of the 2nd, always while being in the 1st degree obviously, all this bringing us to the profound anti-dogmatic reflection of the 3rd which enlightens the others: it makes together constitute the 5th here described.

6/ Ultra for : Before passing in a some following degree, to avoid any fusion of the brain in Pomodoro, it is necessary to navigate one moment towards the deep springs of Pastafarianism (by dusting the humor all around) to find the essence of the first things expressed by The FSM and The Prophet in their "Eight condiments" and the page "about" of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  It would seem that the Flying Sapghetto  Cult would be of use only as facade to esoteric things more mysteriously serious, such as a fight against religious devils put to sleep in the feet of the volcano of the dogmae, to domesticate dragons " Vanitius " " Ostracius ", and "Perversius", to arrive at the garden of the simple things of the life opening on bright doors towards one even, the others, and the Big Other.Whaouuvv ... ... ...

- We shall pass on the other degrees of the magistery Pasta, out of consideration for the necessary slow maturation of the progress through the Ancestral Divinatory Arts, which needs not to be too abruptly revealed to be likened well.

7382 / For : In 7382th degree (to see more, in fact rather towards the millionth according to the principle Pasta: " if we have that a chance on 1 million to succeed, let us hasten we to miss the first 999 999 tries, to succeed better ") the light thus springs, and we then realize that the Image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which so much made us smile there really, is Really the Pure and Real Image of God, and not this simple sensible symbolic figure make progress our mystic maturation.

What returns us to the 1st degree thus but we see it otherwise after all this progress.

RAâaamen . . .

Well then obviously, rationalists and the other religions, which with difficulty reached the 3rd degree, have difficulty in thinking of us capable of reaching it. Having said that, the inclination of some to want to confine us in the second exclusively parodic degree is doubtless purely Machiavellian. They would have perfectly perceived that we had exceeded their own plans of consciousness... They try simply to make us be supposed to be for "zozos", with the little hardened spirits, to maintain still in them the illusion, that they are still ahead of on us.

Then obviously as Pastafarian we would like to stay in the 1st or in 7382nd degrees which are the purest, but that allows the hostile to confine us in the parodic 2nd degree. Thus from time to time, it is good to half-open to them the door of the other degrees to assert to them all the depth (in the sense of hollow) of our theological background ( Attention! Make it only to those who are capable of taking: the shock is sometimes too intense for weak spirits).

And then, I like the first degree, following the principle Pasta: " be supposed to be for an imbecile with the eyes of an idiot is a sensual delight of fine gourmet ".

perdu ? la carte aux trésors

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